כ״ט בתמוז ה׳תש״ע (Sunday 11 July 2010)

Tel Aviv’s Proudest Day

כ״ט בתמוז ה׳תש״ע (Sunday 11 July 2010)

I’ve lived in Tel Aviv already more than a few years, and I long ago learned to hide what I believe about any issue from the people I meet here. More than half of the girls I’ve dated in Tel Aviv have been draft dodgers, not including the one draft resister I fucked after I [...]

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Soccer Equals Islam

כ״ח בתמוז ה׳תש״ע (Saturday 10 July 2010)

More proof that soccer is not only the lamest sport in history, but that it’s also evil: according to Haaretz, nine out of ten Islamists and mujahidin prefer soccer to more civilized sports like football (the real kind) or tennis. Consequently, if you watch soccer on television, in the best case scenario you’re inadvertently endorsing [...]

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Jewish Monarchy in Israel

כ״ה בתמוז ה׳תש״ע (Wednesday 7 July 2010)

Will S. asked these questions: I’m Canadian, and an ardent monarchist myself; to me, it ties in with my patriotism, and my faith as a Christian (of the Protestant variety), and my disposition as a Canadian. Monarchy, though, is always at least outwardly religious; whether the Christian monarchs of Europe, or the Islamic kingdoms like [...]

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How to Cheat on a Test

כ״ד בתמוז ה׳תש״ע (Tuesday 6 July 2010)

If you came here looking for instructions on cheating, you won’t find them. I am a reformed cheater and think cheating is despicable, so please don’t do it. In my high school, virtually everybody cheated (I know of two students who didn’t), but in retrospect I would have been much better off if I’d not [...]

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What is a 10?

כ״ג בתמוז ה׳תש״ע (Monday 5 July 2010)

Willy Wonka says he’s never seen a 10, but I just saw a 10 yesterday, so I thought I’d share my opinion of what a 10 is and how my numbering system works. 1s and 10s 10s are the top 99th percentile of female beauty. This includes all females in a general geographic location who [...]

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Do Not Free Gilad Shalit

כ״ב בתמוז ה׳תש״ע (Sunday 4 July 2010)

I expressed some cynicism and negativity last year about a possible deal to free Gilad Shalit. I stand by that sentiment now that a bunch of loopy Shalit demonstrators are marching around the country. For my readers from weird places like Albania and Canada, Gilad Shalit is an Israeli soldier who was serving near near [...]

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