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A nice smile

כ"ו במרחשון ה'תש"ע (Friday 13 November 2009) · 0 comments

Everyone in the world knows that the most gratifying and validating thing that can happen to a man is for a woman to meet him and have sex with him right away, with no exchange of money.

So what is the second most gratifying and validating thing that can happen to a man?

I was out doing my shopping earlier today and got caught in the rain. Waiting at a traffic light, I grinned across the street at a cute girl who was ducking under a tree to keep from getting wet. As the light changed and I crossed the street, I told her – still grinning – that it actually wouldn’t help to hide under the tree. When we’d crossed to opposite sides, she yelled back at me that I have a nice smile.

Instead of taking the bus, I walked home, and I smiled at every female on the way.

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