Comments on: Why I miss black people http://declineofgenius.com/my-life/why-i-miss-black-people-20112009/ ... and the decline of genius was soon followed by the corruption of taste. Sat, 31 Dec 2011 00:14:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Genius http://declineofgenius.com/my-life/why-i-miss-black-people-20112009/#comment-694 Genius Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:30:10 +0000 http://declineofgenius.com/?p=95#comment-694 <em>Hi dere, i lived in Israel for 11 years and loved the fact that there were no black people (to speak of). Fried chicken sucks, you obviously have shit for tastebuds. I wouldn’t go to america to visit even if I was paid, and I would seriously consider slittiing my wrists if it was the last place to live.Not many things sound shittier than an American accent (except Southren ) especially when mangling a foreign language.</em> Wow, you sound like a total asshole. I can't say I'm disappointed that you left Israel. Hi dere, i lived in Israel for 11 years and loved the fact that there were no black people (to speak of). Fried chicken sucks, you obviously have shit for tastebuds. I wouldn’t go to america to visit even if I was paid, and I would seriously consider slittiing my wrists if it was the last place to live.Not many things sound shittier than an American accent (except Southren ) especially when mangling a foreign language.

Wow, you sound like a total asshole. I can’t say I’m disappointed that you left Israel.

]]> By: sebbie http://declineofgenius.com/my-life/why-i-miss-black-people-20112009/#comment-682 sebbie Tue, 28 Sep 2010 09:08:17 +0000 http://declineofgenius.com/?p=95#comment-682 Hi dere, i lived in Israel for 11 years and loved the fact that there were no black people (to speak of). Fried chicken sucks, you obviously have shit for tastebuds. I wouldn't go to america to visit even if I was paid, and I would seriously consider slittiing my wrists if it was the last place to live.Not many things sound shittier than an American accent (except Southren ) especially when mangling a foreign language. Hi dere, i lived in Israel for 11 years and loved the fact that there were no black people (to speak of). Fried chicken sucks, you obviously have shit for tastebuds. I wouldn’t go to america to visit even if I was paid, and I would seriously consider slittiing my wrists if it was the last place to live.Not many things sound shittier than an American accent (except Southren ) especially when mangling a foreign language.

]]> By: Genius http://declineofgenius.com/my-life/why-i-miss-black-people-20112009/#comment-316 Genius Wed, 23 Jun 2010 12:43:39 +0000 http://declineofgenius.com/?p=95#comment-316 There are some KFCs in Israel, but they are <em>nasty</em> (and for some reason they sport a New York City decor). Israelis basically just don't get fried chicken as a concept. There's chicken schnitzel, and that's great, but the idea of deep-frying an entire chicken, or parts of it, in batter, with the bones, is totally alien here. I would love to open a Popeye's, but the natives are going to come in and ask, Where's the hummus? And if I don't offer it to them, the venture will fail. There are some KFCs in Israel, but they are nasty (and for some reason they sport a New York City decor). Israelis basically just don’t get fried chicken as a concept. There’s chicken schnitzel, and that’s great, but the idea of deep-frying an entire chicken, or parts of it, in batter, with the bones, is totally alien here.

I would love to open a Popeye’s, but the natives are going to come in and ask, Where’s the hummus? And if I don’t offer it to them, the venture will fail.

]]> By: Will S. http://declineofgenius.com/my-life/why-i-miss-black-people-20112009/#comment-314 Will S. Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:26:00 +0000 http://declineofgenius.com/?p=95#comment-314 In Canada, we get the benefits of cultural Americanization - e.g. hamburgers, fried chicken, Tex-Mex and Mexican food - with the added benefit of not having to have too many of the people who created them in the first place, within our borders (other than in our bigger cities). Apart from your condom issues, I can't see any reason why you can't have the same thing over there; maybe you should consider opening a Popeye's franchise over there. (Don't you at least have any KFCs, though?) In Canada, we get the benefits of cultural Americanization – e.g. hamburgers, fried chicken, Tex-Mex and Mexican food – with the added benefit of not having to have too many of the people who created them in the first place, within our borders (other than in our bigger cities). Apart from your condom issues, I can’t see any reason why you can’t have the same thing over there; maybe you should consider opening a Popeye’s franchise over there. (Don’t you at least have any KFCs, though?)

]]> By: Genius http://declineofgenius.com/my-life/why-i-miss-black-people-20112009/#comment-227 Genius Tue, 15 Jun 2010 12:44:04 +0000 http://declineofgenius.com/?p=95#comment-227 I don't think so, but I might do so more often. I don’t think so, but I might do so more often.

]]> By: Laura http://declineofgenius.com/my-life/why-i-miss-black-people-20112009/#comment-226 Laura Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:25:10 +0000 http://declineofgenius.com/?p=95#comment-226 To the left of this page there is a list of your recent posts. "Why I miss black people" is a very provocative title... I had no idea it was something ELSE about your penis. Do you generally post a lot about your penis? To the left of this page there is a list of your recent posts. “Why I miss black people” is a very provocative title… I had no idea it was something ELSE about your penis. Do you generally post a lot about your penis?

]]> By: Genius http://declineofgenius.com/my-life/why-i-miss-black-people-20112009/#comment-225 Genius Tue, 15 Jun 2010 08:34:19 +0000 http://declineofgenius.com/?p=95#comment-225 Please tell me that you didn't browse this website looking for other places where I mentioned my penis. Please tell me that you didn’t browse this website looking for other places where I mentioned my penis.

]]> By: Laura http://declineofgenius.com/my-life/why-i-miss-black-people-20112009/#comment-223 Laura Mon, 14 Jun 2010 20:04:38 +0000 http://declineofgenius.com/?p=95#comment-223 The average penis is 5.5 inches. On average, black men do have larger penises... but only 1/2 inch larger. Asian men on average have smaller penises... again, 1/2 inch. It's interesting to note that the women in each ethnic group have (again, on average) corresponding vaginal lengths. My husband needed an extra large condom too (when we still needed them) and I feel your pain with regard to oral sex- it's not easy to provide skillful oral pleasure when it's all you can do to stretch your mouth open wide enough. However, this is where having a foreskin is really a boon for him.. it gives us other options-- especially some delightful manual ones. ;-) I suspect the availability of extra large condoms is more about American sexual attitudes than giant black penises. lol The average penis is 5.5 inches. On average, black men do have larger penises… but only 1/2 inch larger. Asian men on average have smaller penises… again, 1/2 inch. It’s interesting to note that the women in each ethnic group have (again, on average) corresponding vaginal lengths.

My husband needed an extra large condom too (when we still needed them) and I feel your pain with regard to oral sex- it’s not easy to provide skillful oral pleasure when it’s all you can do to stretch your mouth open wide enough. However, this is where having a foreskin is really a boon for him.. it gives us other options– especially some delightful manual ones. ;-)

I suspect the availability of extra large condoms is more about American sexual attitudes than giant black penises. lol

]]> By: Linkage is Good for You: English Rose Edition « In Mala Fide http://declineofgenius.com/my-life/why-i-miss-black-people-20112009/#comment-14 Linkage is Good for You: English Rose Edition « In Mala Fide Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:03:36 +0000 http://declineofgenius.com/?p=95#comment-14 [...] Genius says why it’s not easy being hung like a horse. [...] [...] Genius says why it’s not easy being hung like a horse. [...]

]]> By: Genius http://declineofgenius.com/my-life/why-i-miss-black-people-20112009/#comment-13 Genius Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:42:27 +0000 http://declineofgenius.com/?p=95#comment-13 Yes, he's very witty. Yes, he’s very witty.

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