Well, it’s quite a bit more challenging to deflower a leftist in that sense; I’ve never met a leftist girl who’s of legal age to consent and still a virgin, though I don’t deny the possibility of their existence somewhere in the universe.
What I mean is: taking a leftist’s innocence away by pulling back the curtain and letting her see that she’s a complete twat and dimwit for believing the stupid things she believes.
A girl I’ve known for 24 hours (40% younger and with at least 50% more sexual experience) just left my bed after spending the better part of the previous three hours grinding her pelvis against mine and begging me to attend Saturday’s disgraceful and vulgar Yitzhak Rabin Memorial Demonstration in Kikar Malchei Yisrael, even though I told her specifically that I’m uninterested in politics (the less she knows about me, the better).
Finally I broke down told her that Yitzhak Rabin was just a lousy politician like all the others and that he’s hardly worthy of all the attention of a demonstration in his honor. The following conversation ensued:
her: It’s not a demonstration. It’s a memorial.
me: What’s the difference?
her: There will be songs. I love the songs, like Shir Reut.
me: How does that one go?
her: (sings earnestly but talentlessly) It was Yitzhak Rabin’s favorite song.
me: Hah? Who told you that?
her: ummmm
me: He probably liked the Beatles and jazz music, like everyone else.
her: He was not like everyone else. He was a great man, a war hero.
me: Oh, really? I thought you were in favor of Peace Now?
her: He was a hero of the Six Days War.
me: No he wasn’t! He had a nervous breakdown! He had nothing to do with the war!
her: But he was in Jerusalem –
me: … after the fighting stopped …
her: – he was Chief of Staff.
me: … which is why it’s terrible that he had a nervous breakdown …
her: And he was in the Palmach.
me: You know how he got to be a colonel in the Palmach? Protektzia. His family was involved in politics, and promotions in the Palmach were assigned by party quotas.
her: (silence)
me: What, do you just believe everything your teachers tell you?
her: No! I’ve just never heard what you’re telling me before…. Will you PLEEEEEEEEEEASE come to the demonstration with me??????
This girl will never be the same again.
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