More proof that soccer is not only the lamest sport in history, but that it’s also evil: according to Haaretz, nine out of ten Islamists and mujahidin prefer soccer to more civilized sports like football (the real kind) or tennis.
Consequently, if you watch soccer on television, in the best case scenario you’re inadvertently endorsing the world’s slow Islamization. Worst case: if you actually play soccer, you are a terrorist.
Note: more than 20 years ago, I played soccer in an organized league. In the entire season, my team did not score a single goal, and our greatest accomplishment was holding our arch-rivals to a mere 7-0 lead. We still got trophies at the end of the year. Can you think of a crappier sport than that?
Muslim terrorists love soccer and want you to care about it. Resist their attempts to destroy your way of life. Football season starts in less than two months. You can hold out for that long!
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Hey! Israel already has a solution for Ashkenazi Jews who feel alienated from soccer.
It’s called the Israeli Basketball League.
Ugh, basketball. Boring.
Everyone should play hockey, even desert-dwellers.
(Of course, as a Canadian, I would say that.)
I understand that Israel does have a single ice hockey rink and a handful of semi-professional teams that compete on it. Even though soccer and hockey are essentially the same sport adapted to different climates, I’ve always had a lot more respect for hockey because it’s so much more difficult to play. And because sports should be violent.
Do you have a position on lacrosse?
Actually, lacrosse is probably more ideal for warmer climates, since it doesn’t require ice. And it’s close to hockey in being a fast-paced, exciting sport, though the scores are normally a lot higher because it’s harder for a goalie to stop the ball, since it can come from far more angles (not just shot near the ground, but from high up above one’s head, even, is possible). And if you play with an Indian rubber ball, as was traditional, it can be even bloodier than hockey, as those things can do far more damage than a puck. (Though fighting seems to be less common in professional lacrosse than in hockey, from what I’ve seen.)
Oddly enough, BTW, hockey began not as an analogue of soccer, but rather as an analogue of rugby; the original rules of hockey allowed only backwards passing. (I’ve seen a game played that way, and it’s a lot more defensive, and a lot less offensive.) But over time, that changed, into the forward passing, aggressive game it is today.
im muslim and i have not played soccer yet but i would love to and it does not mean im a terrorists……. like your soldiers killed innocent afghan people but does it mean all americans are bad and guilty. please be considerent and actually do some research before posting nonsense up and not having but information on it.
thank you
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